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<title>Tim's Bits and Pieces: Rants</title>
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<title>Foster's
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<link>http://blog.timp.com.au/fosters%3A2009-11-02%3AHumour%2CRants</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:03:53 +0200</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p>Dear Internets,</p>
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<p>Dear Internets,</p>
 
 <p>Just <acronym title="For Your Information">FYI</acronym>: Australians don't drink
 Foster's. I especially don't, being pretty much a teetotaller, but I don't know
 any Australians who drink Foster's. XXXX ("Four X") or VB ("Victoria Bitters")
 are what I think of when I think of beer, to such an extent that I assumed that
 Foster's was an American beer. Afterall I never saw anyone drinking it, never
 heard anyone mention it, and never noticed it on tap in a bar; the only reason I
 was aware that it existed was Americans.</p>
 
 <p>Thank you for your attention.</p>
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<title>Religious Freedom?
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<link>http://blog.timp.com.au/religious_freedom%3A2009-09-27%3APolitics%2CRants%2CReligion</link>
<comments>http://blog.timp.com.au/religious_freedom%3A2009-09-27%3APolitics%2CRants%2CReligion#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:03:54 +0200</pubDate>
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<category>Politics</category>
<category>Rants</category>
<category>Religion</category>
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<p><a
 href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,26131574-29277,00.html">Victoria
 Changes the Discrimination Laws</a>:</p>
 <blockquote>
 <p>"Religious schools or religious charities, for example, will have to show
 how belonging to a particular religion is relevant to the job they are
 trying to fill," Dr Szoke said.</p>
 <p>"In the case of religious education teachers or chaplains, this will be
 clear. However, in the case of office staff or the maths teacher it will
 need to be made explicit how religion is relevant to the job."</p>
 </blockquote>
 
 <p>It could have been worse of course; certain groups where trying to get the
 exception which allows religious groups to discriminate on the grounds of
 sexuality removed as well:</p>
 
 <blockquote>
 Tasmanian Gay and Lesbian Rights Group  spokesman Rodney Croome  says the
 right to employment and education is more important than pandering to
 religious prejudice.
 </blockquote>
 
 <p>May I politely suggest that the Salvation Army and any other religious
 charities (Christian or otherwise) cease to operate in Victoria? I know that
 I'll have moved to Queensland within twelve months of NSW introducing such a
 law.</p>
 
 <p>This is part of the reason I'm against any-workplace discrimination laws
 full-stop. The majority of businesses aren't going to discriminate based on race
 or religion, and those few that do aren't going to like having to employ such
 people at present, and will almost definitely have a grudge against them
 personally for as long as they have to continue to employ them. So the current
 system just ends up putting people in jobs where the boss is going to abuse
 them. Wonderful.</p>
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<title>China's Government Sucks
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<link>http://blog.timp.com.au/china_sucks%3A2009-06-18%3AJurisprudence%2CPolitics%2CRants%2CSocialism%2CPhilosophy</link>
<comments>http://blog.timp.com.au/china_sucks%3A2009-06-18%3AJurisprudence%2CPolitics%2CRants%2CSocialism%2CPhilosophy#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:03:53 +0200</pubDate>
<dc:creator>TimP</dc:creator>
<category>Jurisprudence</category>
<category>Politics</category>
<category>Rants</category>
<category>Socialism</category>
<category>Philosophy</category>
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<p><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/16/1600021.htm">Their
     saying it as she got of murder</a>, but really she's going to jail <i>in
     China</i> for defending herself against an attempted rape. Now I know almost
 nothing about the Chinese justice system except that it seems to be pretty harsh
 (execution for tax evasion for instance), but I suspect Ms. Deng will never
 leave jail alive. Also the Chinese have no qualms about using prisoners as slave
 labour, so you can thank Ms. Deng for the donation of her labour to the worthy
 cause of keeping the price down on your next pair of Nike shoes.</p>
 
 <p>This and the fact that China currently tops my list of "Countries most likely
 to invade Australia" mean that I'm boycotting Chinese made products. This isn't
 going to be a complete boycott, I'll still buy Chinese when there's no other
 option and I'm not going to throw away the stuff I already own that's made in
 China, but where possible I'll make sure my money is going to someone other than
 the Chinese (and Indonesia, which is second place on the list, and not exactly a
 beacon of human rights itself).</p>
 
 <p class="post_edit">-- Edit 19/06/2009 --</p>
 <p>Changed the title from "China Sucks" to "China's Government Sucks", which
 more accurately communicates my opinion.</p>
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<title>Affirmative Action
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<link>http://blog.timp.com.au/affirmative_action%3A2008-11-29%3APolitics%2CRace%2CRants</link>
<comments>http://blog.timp.com.au/affirmative_action%3A2008-11-29%3APolitics%2CRace%2CRants#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:03:53 +0200</pubDate>
<dc:creator>TimP</dc:creator>
<category>Politics</category>
<category>Race</category>
<category>Rants</category>
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<p>Affirmative Action is inherently racist.</p>
 
 <p>Now that I've got all the lefties upset I suppose I should explain myself.
 Let's play a little game of "Pick the Racist Statement":</p>
 <dl>
     <dt>Statement One:</dt>
     <dd>"Let's encourage businesses to employ more white people."</dd>
     <dt>Statement Two:</dt>
     <dd>"Let's encourage businesses to employ more black people."</dd>
 </dl>
 
 <p>Why on Earth is one of these statements racist, but the other is the epitome
 of racial brotherhood? Of course some people, perhaps even most people, would
 say that it's to make up for all the disadvantages racial minorities suffer
 from. Well, that may be true<a href="#note_20081129">*</a>, but it doesn't make
 it any less racist, or to put it another way, it might be the lesser of two
 evils, but it's still an evil.</p>
 
 <p>Also, did you ever think about how patronising a lot of forms of affirmative
 action are? How about scholarships for instance? I'd love to hear some one
 explain how paying black people money to do something that white people can do
 without any such reward is not patronising. It reminds me of how when I was a
 kid, the dentist would give me a sticker when I didn't try and bite his hand of,
 but doesn't now I'm an adult.</p>
 
 <p id="note_20081129">* I wouldn't be surprised if the real reason most people
 support affirmative action and the like was actually white guilt.</p>
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<title>The Joy of Political Correctness
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<link>http://blog.timp.com.au/the_joy_of_political_correctness%3A2008-06-21%3APolitics%2CRants</link>
<comments>http://blog.timp.com.au/the_joy_of_political_correctness%3A2008-06-21%3APolitics%2CRants#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 23:03:54 +0200</pubDate>
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<category>Politics</category>
<category>Rants</category>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23896128-1248,00.html">A fat,
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<p><a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23896128-1248,00.html">A fat,
 black</a><a href="#note_1_20080621" >&sup1;</a><a
 href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23896128-1248,00.html"> women objects
 to being described as such.</a> She fully admits that both of these adjectives
 are accurate, so what's the problem? Sure he could have written that she was "of
 considerable girth and belonging to a darker skinned ethnic group" but that
 takes a while to type/write and the document was only intended for internal use
 and not for media release or anything, and cops have to fill out a lot of paper
 work, so Constable Pendlebury decided<a href="#note_2_20080621"
 >&sup2;</a> to save some time and just use simple, short words that
 mean <i>exactly</i> the same thing.</p>
 <p>I suppose the description "fat and black" doesn't really capture Ms. Nixon in
 all her glory, so as a public service I'm going to suggest a good alternative:
 "Obscenely over-weight, over-sensitive b*tch", just in case anyone is unsure,
 <i>that</i> is derogatory.</p>
 <p id="note_1_20080621">1. A an aside there is something subtly wrong with our
 society that calling someone black can be considered an insult.</p>
 <p id="note_2_20080621">2. I admit he probably didn't consciously decide to do it
 and it was probably just a habit, but the same principle still applies.</p>
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<title>Tired
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<link>http://blog.timp.com.au/tired%3A2008-04-07%3APolitics%2CRants</link>
<comments>http://blog.timp.com.au/tired%3A2008-04-07%3APolitics%2CRants#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:03:54 +0200</pubDate>
<dc:creator>TimP</dc:creator>
<category>Politics</category>
<category>Rants</category>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p>I must be tired, after reading <a
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<p>I must be tired, after reading <a
 href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/04/07/2209870.htm">this
 article</a> I can't even work up the motivation to make some snarky comments
 about how the reason why they were so "brazen" was because there was no one in
 the school capable of doing anything about them. Or about how retarded
 "lockdown" is as a defensive technique. So I'll just keep it short and sweet:
 "The best way to deal with a knife wielding maniac is to pack a gun and shoot
 the stupid punk." But, no the idea of letting people defend themselves or
 those around them is so utterly foreign to our society. Oh, well at least one of
 the teachers had some courage to defend the children in his care. Will you look
 at that now I'm angry at society and the <i>police</i> for encouraging this sort
 of pathetically wussy response ("lockdown") and I've actually written
 significantly more than I thought I would.</p>
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<title>One law for me...
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<link>http://blog.timp.com.au/one_law_for_me%3A2008-03-24%3AJurisprudence%2CRants</link>
<comments>http://blog.timp.com.au/one_law_for_me%3A2008-03-24%3AJurisprudence%2CRants#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:03:54 +0200</pubDate>
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<category>Jurisprudence</category>
<category>Rants</category>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p>...and another for you.</p>
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<p>...and another for you.</p>
 <p>This story of a <a
 href="http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23420979-952,00.html">drunk
 copper</a> infuriated me. Senior-Constable Adam Reedy pretty much spent the whole day getting drunk, then
 at the request of some of his fellow cops, he came on duty to perform a breath
 test! After this already rather serious infraction he then went back of duty,
 drunk some more, and then put himself back on duty to try and arrest a woman for
 apparently spitting<a href="#note_1_20080324" >&sup1;</a>
 on him. This arrest attempt apparently escalated 
 into a bar fight that resulted in the copper being hospitalised and eight people 
 being charged, five with grievous bodily harm. Though according too witnesses it 
 looks like the person that needs to be charged was the copper himself:</p>
 <blockquote>
 In court, Crown witnesses backed the defendants' claim that Reedy had directed
 racial comments at Aborigines in a bar and then dragged Ms Mitchell by her hair,
 pulling clumps out.
 </blockquote>
 <p>But, at least the they kicked this twit off the police force or at least
 suspended him temporarily? Right? Apparently not, according to the Courier-Mail,
 not only hasn't he been disciplined, but his has since been promoted. I can
 sort-of live with him being promoted, it has after all been three years since
 these events, and a bit of discipline might have been all that was needed to
 make him get his act together, but the article quite specifically states that
 "[Senior-Constable Reedy] has not been disciplined". What should have happened
 was Reedy and the "colleagues" that asked him to come on duty under the
 influence should all have been suspended for a fortnight without pay, for the
 first infraction. The later event should have resulted in a careful
 investigation of the circumstances and then dependant on the results of the
 investigation between another fortnight of suspension, up to being kicked of the
 police force or even criminal charges.</p>
 <p id="note_1_20080324">1. From this <a
 href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23421957-2,00.html?from=public_rss">Article</a>.</p>
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<title>Deadly Sins
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<link>http://blog.timp.com.au/deadly_sins%3A2008-03-11%3ARants%2CReligion</link>
<comments>http://blog.timp.com.au/deadly_sins%3A2008-03-11%3ARants%2CReligion#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:03:53 +0200</pubDate>
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<category>Rants</category>
<category>Religion</category>
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<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><p>God hates the wealthy and those that cause pollution, in other
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<blockquote><p>God hates the wealthy and those that cause pollution, in other
 words 99% of the Western world, and the pope wants to send them all the Hell.<br />
 <span style="text-align: right;">This has been a public service a public service
 announcement from the <a
 href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23348817-1702,00.html">Catholic
 Church</a></span></p></blockquote>
 <p>In other news Tim Pollard thinks that making ridiculous rules that have no basis in
 the Bible and drive people away from Christ should be made a "deadly sin".</p>
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<title>Caregroups
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:03:53 +0200</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p>The church I've recently started attending calls their Bible studies
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<p>The church I've recently started attending calls their Bible studies
 caregroups. I can understand why their doing this and it's really not that big
 of a thing, but I see it as another example of the new<a href="#note_1_20080225"
     >&sup1;</a> course the Christian Church is starting to follow,
 towards a purely feel-good theology. Here's how I see a conversation going 
 between your average Modern Church (YAMC) and an earnest seeker of the truth 
 (EST):</p>
 <blockquote>
 <pre>
     YAMC: Hi, we are such caring and friendly people, therefore you should
           convert to Christianity.
     EST:  But, what if it's not true?
     YAMC: It is true we're really nice and always honest, and we told you that
           it was true, so you should believe.
     EST:  But, what about a serious logical argument for the Bible's historic
           accuracy?
     YAMC: Don't you worry about that, logic and history are subjects for
           scholars, not your every day man (or woman<a href="#note_2_20080225"
             >&sup2;</a>).
           Anyway arguing with people is rather rude, you need to get beside them
           and be very careful not to offend them.
     EST:  Well I think I can safely say that Christianity is a religion for the
           mentally handicapped and little children. I think I'll stick with atheism.
     YAMC: What? But, we where so kind and friendly and careful not to offend.
 </pre>
 </blockquote>
 
 <p>Plus a caregroup is something you'd expect to find in the timetable of a
 hippie commune: "... And then every Thursday after tofu burgers we have a 
 Caregroup, where we all get together in the peace hall and show each other how
 much we care." Don't get me wrong, I'm sure this Church is full of earnest 
 Christians hoping to reach others for Christ, and it's really not too far 
 gone, the teaching if just full of feel-good theology and all too little 
 real spiritual food.</p>
 
 <p id="note_1_20080225">1. OK, I know trying to copy the culture of the time 
 is not really that newer way for a Church to try and increase membership, but
 any Church that does this doesn't survive that long so it becomes something of 
 a cycle and this is just the newest run of the same basic thing.</p>
 <p id="note_2_20080225">2. This is after all a modern, politically correct 
 Church.</p>
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<title>Traumatised Worms?
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<link>http://blog.timp.com.au/traumatised_worms%3A2007-12-16%3ARants%2CPolitics</link>
<comments>http://blog.timp.com.au/traumatised_worms%3A2007-12-16%3ARants%2CPolitics#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:03:56 +0200</pubDate>
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<category>Politics</category>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/12/16/2120077.htm">This</a> is
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<p><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/12/16/2120077.htm">This</a> is
 just stupid. What on earth was the matter with the official in this story. Since
 when can worms be psychologically traumatised? This official should be fired for
 blatant stupidity, worms love faeces, they should be as happy as a pig in mud
 [happy as a worm in poo?].</p>
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